Life as a bartender can get "interesting". Without being able to laugh at it, we'd go crazy. So, we've added a humorous page to the site. You can either laugh, or get cut off. Your choice.
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Highlights from Twitter
@BartenderWisdom: If you make a scribble motion, in the air because you want me to close your tab, I'm just gonna pretend, you are flicking a booger.
staci@blondstaci: Was gonna buy one of those fancy sports cars, but the cup holders, could barely fit my martini glass, much less a jar of olives #useless
@TerribleWaiter: Let me show you my daily special. #waiterpickuplines
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Homer visits Times Square. Been there, did that....and never been to New York though........or have I??
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Raise your hand if you're sober..
No, thats your foot!
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Name withheld by request:
"I used to think of myself as a true professional bartender. Then I came down to earth, the day I went to work, and had to sell a dinner special as follows.......
A Giant-sized porn dog with fries.....$3.95
or
The Choke-your-chicken sandwich comes with homemade mac & cheese..............$4.95"
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Famous Quotes
" When going through Hell, just keep going." WinstonChurchill
"Some people can feel the rain, others just get wet." Bob Dylan
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Bartender Rules
Rule #1: When the customer says, "Pour it strong, and I'll tip ya FAT!"
Translation: Usually this means that the tip, will be enough, to go back and ring in a double. You don't get a tip, but you keep your job, and the customer thinks he's getting a deal.
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"Click on a Brick"
A baby seal walks into a bar:
Bartender: What can I get you?
Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club!
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IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBERS
Service Industry Rejection Hotline
(301) 576-1105
Telephone Sobriety Test
(781) 452-3027
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Give these numbers to flirty or drunken customers
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When I finally build my own bar, I'm installing these.
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"All I did was ask the girl, if she took my lighter."
Image found @
http://www.businessinsider.com/highest-divorce-rates-by-profession-2010-9#13-waiterswaitresses-2712-divorce-rate-3
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Give me a reason to laugh!! Did ya realize that married servers/waitstaff employees have the #13 occupation, ranked by most likely to get divorced, These people get divorced 27.1% of the time. What about bartenders? Married bartenders get divorced 38.4% of the time. We rank #2.....whooooooaaaa!!
Tony Oryall (bald bartender) and his wife Angel are celebrating 25 years of marriage May 30, 2012.
Her occupation:..........Server/Bartender
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"...no caption needed here. Already provided."
Image found @ http://www.straitpinkie.com/girls/uh-yump/smokin-hot-bartenders-uh-yump/
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Highlights from Twitter
SFB@StoriesFromBartenders:
@ImNotMez: Last night this guy goes to the bartender and says "Give me a brandy on the rocks without ice." My friends and I were floored.
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